OUR_ARCHIVE.exe ● LOCKED
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ARCHIVE LOCKED

this file contains information about two very silly people ♡

⚠ PRIVATE FILE ⚠
AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
incorrect password... nice try though ♡
FILE STATUS: WAITING...
OUR_ARCHIVE.exe ● ONLINE
♡ SHARED FILE • TWO PEOPLE • ONE ARCHIVE ♡

ABOUT US

a file containing two idiots who somehow found each other

This isn't really an archive about one person. It's about both of us: the things we share, the things that make us different, the memories we've collected, and the tiny universe we've built between two places.

🗂️ THE TWO ARCHIVISTS
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LIZZIE

ARCHIVIST #01

Location: Florida

Known for: Coding

Current obsession: FUUDDDDD

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KWADWO

ARCHIVIST #02

Location: Milton Keynes

Known for: Sleeping

Current obsession: Lizzy ofc

♡ US IN ONE FILE

THE SHORT VERSION

We are two silly people who met online and somehow ended up here.

Our relationship can probably be described as silly, goofy, emotional, and very loving, with a healthy amount of Bullying and an unreasonable amount of Laughing.

We live 9 hours apart, but we're still finding ways to make ordinary days feel shared.

📁 THINGS THAT BELONG TO BOTH OF US
🎮 OUR GAMES We HAVE to play games more
🎵 OUR MUSIC we have mixed music taste but its a great contrast
📺 OUR SHOW We NEED to watch JoJos together
💬 OUR THING Kwadwo: "that's my thing" Lizzy: "it's okai because we share" Both of us "Ouuu shiii"
🍓 OUR FOOD I DUNNO ACTUALLY WE'LL NEED TO TALK IT OUT
🧸 OUR FAVORITE Our stuffed animals that represent each other
🧩 HOW WE WORK

♡ THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON

  • We both like food a lot
  • We're both animal lovers
  • We both love Kanel Joseph
  • We both crochet
  • we both do art

♡ THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT

  • The way we learn
  • The way we live
  • The way we sleep
  • The way we love
  • The way we speak
🌎 TWO PLACES • ONE US

THE DISTANCE FILE

🇺🇸 FLORIDA
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🇬🇧 MILTON KEYNES

Approximate distance: [~4,300 MILES]
Time difference: 5 hours

The ocean is unfortunately still here, but apparently that isn't enough to stop us from filling an entire website with memories.

📅 OUR TIMELINE
You accepted my friend request at: — 7/17/2026 8:44 PM THE BEGINNING

I met you on Yapcord and we clicked instantly, no time needed, and we talked a little then you started to check on me and at that moment I fell in love because nobody and I mean NOBODY asks how I am, and that meant a lot to me. We talked even more and at one point started calling. I remember us staring at each other trying to look away because we were shy as hell, and now look where we are. I remember thinking I looked bad and you told me I looked "tuff." It was so silly because you wanted to say something else but couldn't. The day I asked you out I was so, so, so nervous, but you said yes you actually said yes and I still can't believe you did. I love you so, so much. Mwah mwah.

August 10th 2026 I asked you to be mine and i havent regretted it since WE'RE DATING!

This whole month has been unbelievable. It's been sad, happy, scary, and exciting, but we never quit, never stopped. We stayed and helped each other like lovers should. I will make it my mission to make you the happiest man alive in every damn way. You picked me up during my worst days and never stopped helping me. I know I can be much, but honestly, I can't do this without you. I promise to try and try no matter what until I get to kiss your lips and handsome face. Holding your hand and waist, I'll never stop loving you, Kwadwo, never.

SEPTEMBER 10, 2026 ONE MONTH ♡

Our first month together. talking late night

Dinner date Getting married

[Leave this one for future us.]

🧸 THE LITTLE THINGS
MOST USED WORD

"Ouuu shiii"

MOST USED EMOJI

[insert drooling emoji]

INSIDE JOKE

"steve" "thats my thing" "it's okai bc we share" "ouu shiii" "notice how ______" "do i have any boougers??"

FAVORITE MEMORY

WHEN LIZZIE ASKED KWADWO TO BE HER BOYFRIEND

OUR MOST CHAOTIC MOMENT

WHEN YOU, MISS MAY AND I WERE SINGING APT AND GOT CAUGHT

THING WE SHOULD DO

COOKING DATE

💭 CURRENTLY

THE 2026 SNAPSHOT

Currently watching: NOTHING YET AUGHGHGHGHGH

Currently playing: BLOXED.IO

Currently listening to: OUR PLAYLIST

Currently planning: OUR FUTURE

🔒 FILE NOT YET COMPLETE

TO BE CONTINUED...

This page is intentionally unfinished. There are still memories we haven't made, places we haven't been, games we haven't played, and stupid little moments we haven't archived yet.

So this file stays open.